Quotations (13)

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britprincess1ajax
“I love that you have my eyes and my coffee addiction and my taste in music and movies. But when it comes to love and relationships, I don’t necessarily want you to be like me. I would hate to think I raised a kid who can’t say I love you.”
britprincess1ajax
“I don’t have a lot of experience in the dating department. I mean, you can’t put it on your transcript. What’s the point, right?”
britprincess1ajax
"I can tell her about all the horrible men I’ve known in my day, really truly awful men. I was pushed out of a moving car once."
britprincess1ajax
“In this parade of stupid and dumb, I am the one twirling the flaming baton.”
britprincess1ajax
“I like to get my weekend homework done and out of the way by Saturday night, so then I can do extra credit stuff on Sunday.”
britprincess1ajax
“You will not regret this.” “Pick another phrase.” “You will not have to pay.” “Much better.”
britprincess1ajax
"I can live without the apple tarts.” “You’ve made up songs after eating five of them with lyrics that contradict that last statement. “
britprincess1ajax
"We do not go running out the door when a boy honks. This is not a drive-thru. She’s not fried chicken."
britprincess1ajax
"I’ll tell him it’s canceled on account of I just found out I’m my mother and I have to go into intensive therapy right now."
britprincess1ajax
"I’m too tired for your accusations. Can we do this tomorrow? Here, I’ll find you a pen. You can write down your insults so that you won’t forget them."
britprincess1ajax
"Hold on, I’m looking up aneurysm in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one."
britprincess1ajax
"Is there a problem?" "Oh, nothing Shakespeare couldn’t turn into a really nice play."
britprincess1ajax
I stopped being a child the minute the strip turned pink, OK? I had to figure out how to live. I found a good job.