Some quotes in IMDb but surprised that these two not:
I want one thing from you.
Don't answer, "Anything." 'Cause it's not real. And life's real. It's made up of little things,
minutes, hours, naps, errands, routine and it has to be enough.
Look, you're talking to someone who knows how hard marriage can be. In the beginning, it's all briskets and blowjobs and la-di-da, ain't life grand? But soon enough, real life starts, right? You come home from work, all she wants to do is talk. All you want to do is screw, right? And before long, every day is like pushing an avocado through a cheese grater. It all feels like you're holding a pile of shit.